Ok ladies, we can all take off our saddity princess gloves and designer shoes and get super real for a quick bit...we've all been there--your really feelin dude but u arent sure if he's feelin u the same way back...so wat do you do?? You go with the flow! Always pickin up the phone when he calls, agreeing to come see him when he's bored, and waiting impatiently for him to make you his girlfriend...but sometimes his intentions arent so fairy tell ish...and he keeps u around for 1 thing (re: Gimme Dat Becky, Plies)...and some good loving late night style.
But fuck that! You are more than just a piece of ass!!! (And i definatly know that I have serious stock in mines :p). So if the awnser to most of these questions for you are YES--then you may not ever be his grl boop bcuz ur his jumpoff and a nigga aint gone change your place in his life unless by form of spontaneous combustion. So take heed! And if u are a jumpoff as classified by the brilliant Ms. Courtnei--fuck em and get you somebody better!! You dont have time for games when u feelin the lil dude! Time is of the essence and time is also money...ayee!
5. He doesnt plan ahead to see you--This dude calls you at 10pm with a mere, "Aye baby you tryin to come over tonight?" HELL NAW!
4. He decides what yall do without your input--He calls the shots, plans dates(if he takes you anywhere--see number 3) and suggesting something different is a "Do you wanna stay home tonight or what?" threat--hmmm...
3. Yall don't go anywhere--Self explanatory---if he's avoiding taking you places and showing you off to the world--he might not want ppl to see yall together--i mean really ur just the jump off who needs a photo op of that?
2. Each time yall kick something sexual is involved--from playing around to straight cuttin--if his sole focus of your visit is messing around--then...ya...
1. He hits you up during booty call hours (11p-5a Eastern Standard Time) to come thru. Ok we all know how it goes--he calls you after partying at say, 3:47a and you will gladly have your homegrl drop you off at his house on yall way home from the club. Stop That. Especially if this is the most common time that yall get up...
As harsh as it may sound ladies--alot of women fall into the category of jumpoffs so dont feel bad--we all get dupped. I say we all ban together and refuse to be treated in this manner in 2010--if EVERY woman stands up and refuses to let this type of behavior slide then the STANDARDS WILL BE ALTERED!! GirlPower!!!
